bad_bob got suspended asked:


A man had a terrible golf problem, so he went for a lesson.
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>Well, what should I do?”, asked the man.
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>”Hold the club gently,” the pro replied, “just like you’d hold your
>wife’s breast.”
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>Taking the advice, he took a swing, and POW!, he hit the ball 250
yards
>straight up the fairway. The ecstatic man went back home telling his
>wife the good news about his lesson, and, the wife couldn’t wait for
her
>lesson.
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>The next day, the wife went for her lesson. The pro watched her swing
>and said, “No, no, no, you’re gripping the club way too hard.”
>
>”What can I do?” asked the wife.
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>”Hold the club gently, just like you’d hold your husband’s penis.”
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>The wife listened carefully to the pro’s advice, took a swing, and,
>THUMP!– the ball skipped down the fairway about 15 feet.
>
>”You know, that was a lot better than I expected,” the pro said.
>”Now,take the club out of your mouth, and, hold it in your hands..”

Frances